Little Pink Pill

A tourist goes up to the bar at the Top Of The Mark Hotel. There he sees this dude take a pink pill, wash it down with a beer, walk over to the window and jump out. The dude actually flies around for a minute and zips back into the bar and sits back down.

The dude repeats this amazing feat a few more times. Finally the tourist asks if he could have a pill. The flying dude tells him it is his last one. The gentleman offers five hundred dollars, but the fly guy says no dice. Then he makes his final offer of a thousand dollars, everything he has.

The flier reluctantly agrees, takes the cash, surrenders the pill, and turns back to the bar. The gentleman takes the pill, swallows it down with a beer, goes to the window, and jumps out only to fall to his death. The bartender walks over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, says, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman."